| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Words per line | Last seen | Random quote |
| 1 |
HeppyCat | 12835 |    | 94930 | 7.4 | today | "i did buy one gift on saturday though. an arctic monkeys record" |
| 2 |
Logos01 | 6612 |    | 91740 | 13.9 | today | "Q: Why would Goths make the best ship engineers in space operas?" |
| 3 |
Sammitch | 6516 |    | 93978 | 14.4 | 34 days ago | "makes sense that the only quoted "n" in the kernel .config file w" |
| 4 |
xoted | 5425 |    | 65222 | 12.0 | 61 days ago | "i may be leaving my job, but being able to lock out the COO’s a" |
| 5 |
pronto | 4820 |     | 35913 | 7.5 | 564 days ago | "Sammitch: sharing is caring tho!" |
| 6 |
aNullValue | 4736 |    | 42537 | 9.0 | yesterday | "i think that it's supposed to cool down here on thursday" |
| 7 |
Hackintech | 4104 |    | 12041 | 2.9 | today | "howdy HeppyCat happy friday" |
| 8 |
spammy | 3562 |    | 19800 | 5.6 | 265 days ago | "Microsoft Azure's DCaaS (Entra Domain Services) sucks donkey dick" |
| 9 |
dlloyd | 3537 |    | 28175 | 8.0 | 53 days ago | "don't bring your phone, don't talk to the cops" |
| 10 |
CrunchyChewie | 2762 |    | 23440 | 8.5 | 62 days ago | "oh god you're volume mounting the fs handles for the drive" |
| 11 |
wabb1t | 1954 |   | 21924 | 11.2 | 4 days ago | "Can maybe get some of your own sensors to monitor for activity" |
| 12 |
th3ph3d | 1258 |    | 16787 | 13.3 | 5 days ago | "UT state fair ended about a month ago." |
| 13 |
AnonymooseReddtr | 1230 |   | 6081 | 4.9 | 873 days ago | "yea i know i saw it already" |
| 14 |
bntly | 1074 |   | 9459 | 8.8 | today | "https://www.trendmicro.com/en_us/research/25/j/self-propagating-m" |
| 15 |
silentfury | 826 |    | 7570 | 9.2 | 1062 days ago | "nope, and i don't expect there to be" |
| 16 |
neoice0 | 630 |    | 8908 | 14.1 | 383 days ago | "you might actually run zero times!" |
| 17 |
mr-satan | 586 |    | 4772 | 8.1 | 286 days ago | "Or am I one of the few lucky ones still?" |
| 18 |
shibboleth | 425 |    | 5027 | 11.8 | 14 days ago | "when shit was hitting the fan?" |
| 19 |
Taters | 413 |    | 4109 | 9.9 | 1090 days ago | "my dog wants my attention" |
| 20 |
ngp | 343 |    | 2362 | 6.9 | 4 days ago | "https://portal.office.com/servicestatus" |
| 21 |
NaCl | 245 |    | 2707 | 11.0 | 40 days ago | "HeppyCat: what automocar are you bathing?" |
| 22 |
Hunterkll | 244 |    | 1862 | 7.6 | 6 days ago | "it's based off historical play, trying to get you back in, etc" |
| 23 |
xotedend | 183 |     | 1941 | 10.6 | 1266 days ago | "Hackintech: weren't your shows this weekend?" |
| 24 |
programmerq | 173 |   | 4462 | 25.8 | 34 days ago | "yeah, that's definitely true." |
| 25 |
neoice | 156 |    | 1670 | 10.7 | 1343 days ago | "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." |
Is shibboleth stupid or just asking too many questions? 20.7% lines contained a question!
dlloyd didn't know that much either. 15.5% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was Hackintech, who yelled 6.0% of the time!
Another old yeller was spammy, who shouted 3.2% of the time!
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It seems that pronto's shift-key is hanging: 6.1% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this: <pronto> WHAT THE ACUTAL FUCK
xotedend just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.2% of the time.
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Jenkens is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 2 times. For example, like this: * Jenkens slaps pronto with a smelly trout.
HeppyCat can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 1 times.
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Poor YouTube, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times. For example, like this: * HeppyCat beats YouTube with a frozen trout
Jenkens seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 1 times.
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A-KO brings happiness to the world. 5.4% lines contained smiling faces. :)
Hunterkll isn't a sad person either, smiling 4.5% of the time.
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bntly seems to be sad at the moment: 2.6% lines contained sad faces. :(
aNullValue is also a sad person, crying 1.9% of the time.
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programmerq wrote the longest lines, averaging 140.9 letters per line.
##systemadmins average was 53.2 letters per line. |
Hackintech wrote the shortest lines, averaging 14.9 characters per line.
AnonymooseReddtr was tight-lipped, too, averaging 25.1 characters. |
HeppyCat spoke a total of 94930 words!
HeppyCat's faithful follower, Sammitch, didn't speak so much: 93978 words.
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thiyyil wrote an average of 65.50 words per line.
Channel average was 9.49 words per line.
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epony wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times! For example, like this: *** epony was kicked by dlloyd (epony)
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| dlloyd is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 1 people!
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| ChanServ donated 13 ops in the channel...
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aNullValue is the channel sheriff with 8 deops.
dlloyd deoped 5 users.
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aNullValue always lets us know what he/she's doing: 437 actions! For example, like this: * aNullValue yawns
Also, HeppyCat tells us what's up with 375 actions.
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HeppyCat talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 120 times!
Another lonely one was xoted, who managed to hit 98 times.
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| TwiZted couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 2143 joins during this reporting period! |
mobomelter has quite a potty mouth. 0.9% words were foul language.
Eman also makes sailors blush, 0.9% of the time.
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Total number of lines: 137503.